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Today our chef had made Mushroom rice... Looks simple to make and I am planning to try that tommorrow. There was a funny incident with Vijay. One day he said that he searched downloaded a new recipe for mustard greens because his colleague had given him some mustard greens. I made fun of Vijay that the guys should exchange books, DVDs and some porns, not these kind of items. I asked him to give his friend's email id so that I'll advice him what the guys MUST exchange. Ofcourse I asked for fun but Vijay didn't give. I cajoled him that I am looking for new friends, so let me make that guy as new friend, so that it will be fine for Vijay. But this chef didn't give the mail id till last. He said that he wouldn't give that guy's mail id because he wanted that guy to give mustard greens only to him (vijay)... Grr!!! Such a possessive guy is our chef. I told Vijay to space between the posts he uploads because I can't post all the recipes together.. and this post is reproduced here after 3-4 days.

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Vijayakrishnan, Melbourne is a rare species I had come across among my friends. When my friends (including me) don't even wash the coffee tumblers in which we had our coffee, Vijay is so passionate about cooking. He should have been a chef, but he is now a Software Engineer. I used to tease him "Why you hadn't come into my life before? If you were a girl I would have proposed you".. Ha! Ha! For that he used to say "No use in dreaming about impossible.." and I used to pull his legs saying that "Still it is possible because now in India it has been legalised ;-) ...". Jokes apart, he used to try so many new dishes (sometimes I doubt what he mouths is a dish name or scolding at me) and had started a blog since yesterday to put up the recipes he had tried. Lucky Meera... not all the girls girls get such a chef material as husband at home. Coming back to his recipes, I asked him whether I can use his recipes in my homepage. He has started with an auspicious dish - Rice Dal Pudding (அரிசி கடலை பருப்பு பாயசம்). Hope Vijay takes photographs of his forthcoming dishes while he cooks them and send to us.

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Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?

 
It is a dream that has been shared by lovers across the centuries – the chance to elope to exotic lands. But few would have been as bold and spontaneous as six-year-old Mika and his five-year-old sweetheart Anna-Bell who, after mulling over their options in secret, packed their suitcases on New Year's Eve and set off from the German city of Hanover to tie the knot under the heat of the African sun.

The children left their homes at dawn while their unwitting parents were apparently sleeping, and took along Mika's seven-year-old sister, Anna-Lena, as a witness to the wedding.

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Editor: Awesome list of oft repeated things you come across in desi sex stories. Please feel free to add your thoughts, suggestions and observations in the comments. Thanks.

1. Your best friend is so often impotent that his wife is always looking for someone to quench her thirst.
2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful.
3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that you can not take your eyes off her.
4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts-thighs of your colleague-neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke down.

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I am a regular reader of Ram Gopal Varma's personal blog and a huge fan of his "devil may care" attitude. But when I read his today's post, I really couldn't resist loving this man more for his emotional side which media (or he himself?) had never showed. So with all due respects to RGV, I copy & paste his blog here for my audience.

"Just felt like sharing this one personal experience of mine. It has nothing to do with films. So those of you who are not interested can get off right now."

{mosimage}jallikkattu was not only meant for attracting the watching females
it was meant for exploring the extremes of courage
same thing with most of the thrill things
like x sports, formula racing, the whole list of them
someone has to do 100 metres in less than 10 seconds
sombody would do less than 9 seconds
they all justified the wrong wat by saying tradition and ritual
way
sombody would catch 10 bulls and somone would better it
getting better would greatly improve the way we think
improved thinking would improve life as a whole
improved emotions will also be an outcome
which gives way for vaithy's law of logic
origin of logic is emotion

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பொங்கல்பொங்கல் நேரத்து ஜல்லிக்கட்டு வீரம் சீசன் முடிந்து இப்போது பிப்ரவரி 14 காதல் சீசன் தொடங்குகிறது. தமிழர்களின் வாழ்க்கையில் காதலும் வீரமும்தான் எல்லாம்; சங்க இலக்கியமே சாட்சி என்று நெடுங்காலமாக சொல்லப்பட்டு வருகிறது. இன்றைய வீரம் மாட்டுடன் மோதுவதில் இல்லை. இரட்டை டம்ளர் டீக்கடைகளுடன் மோதுவதுதான் அசல் வீரம். ஜல்லிக்கட்டை வீரத்தின் அடையாளமாகக் கருதி உச்ச நீதிமன்றம் வரை சென்று மத அடிப்படையில் ஜல்லிக்கட்டை அனுமதிக்கும்படி மன்றாடி, நூற்றுக்கணக்கான இளைஞர்களைப் படுகாயத்துக்குள்ளாக்கி, வீரத்துக்கு ‘மரியாதை’ செலுத்தியிருக்கும் தி.மு.க. அரசு, காதலுக்கு என்ன மரியாதை செய்திருக்கிறது ? அல்லது செய்யப்போகிறது ?

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1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erection are all about good blood flow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

2. Docyors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskings of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters.

3. The average male orgasm lasts six seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have for orgasms for everyone of theirs.

{mosimage}The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. I've come to...."

Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

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Vikram, AJIT and Thalapathi’ Vijay die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step on the ducks!". So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, VIKRAM accidentally steps on one.

{mosimage}Vaithy's law of machinery states that no machine can be mastered until it is harnessed to its maximum extent. Sometimes it really holds true along with computers / softwares. I just wanted to write about how well my decision to go for Sony Ericsson w700i an year ago. Ever since I moved to West Mambalam, going to office is a struggle everyday thanks to the famous traffic snarls of Chennai. When a rape is inevitable, just lie back and enjoy it. So I decided to carry my headphones everyday. The moment I kickstart my bike, I switch on the walkman of my mobile and cruise through the traffic. Now the stress is bit reduced thanks to the company of 'Maestro' Illayaraja and Vidyasagar. These days I don't dare to start without my accessories - headphones, thumb drive and wrist watch.