{mosimage}1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erection are all about good blood flow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.
2. Docyors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskings of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters.
3. The average male orgasm lasts six seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have for orgasms for everyone of theirs.
4. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard shelled sea creature called 'Colymbosathon ecplecticos', tha's Greek for "amazing swimmer with alarge penis". Which supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.
5. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled towards the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained.... Okay, we'll shut up now.
6. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however that all 400 have given it their best point at some point.
7. There are two types of penises. One kind epands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a show-er). An international Men's Health survey reports that 70 percent of men have growers, 21 per cent have show-ers. Presmably, the second sort get the girls but the first sort makes them happier.
8. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
9. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between 1770 and 1784 - that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: it's good to be a king.
{mosimage}10. Better looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed photos of guys who had good good, average and lousy sperm - and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.
11. No brains is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejavulation, however, takes hours of careful thoght and often considerable amounts of alcohol.
12. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.
5. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled towards the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained.... Okay, we'll shut up now.
6. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however that all 400 have given it their best point at some point.
7. There are two types of penises. One kind epands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a show-er). An international Men's Health survey reports that 70 percent of men have growers, 21 per cent have show-ers. Presmably, the second sort get the girls but the first sort makes them happier.
8. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
9. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between 1770 and 1784 - that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: it's good to be a king.
{mosimage}10. Better looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed photos of guys who had good good, average and lousy sperm - and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.
11. No brains is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejavulation, however, takes hours of careful thoght and often considerable amounts of alcohol.
12. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.
Courtesy: Men's health, Feb 2008
